Are these my basoomas i see before me???? O.O

one word: crapaio

during Italian ( the language where u ad " aio" to the end of everything ) i had real bad stomach cramps. i asked my teacher if i could get some pain killers from the office. but he said no. the cramps were getting worse and worse, until i was CRYING because of them. i was finally allowed to go because i was crying.. ( Mr. ralsalo is totally in the shit).

when i got to the office, they told me to wait in the sick bay. only one other person was there. Sammy. we chatted til' she eventually went : CRAP! YOUR BREASTS ARE BIG SCARLETT!!!!"
i blushed then said
" OHH! ARE THESE MY BASOMAS I SEE BEFORE ME?" she cracked up.

about 5 minutes later a really hot guy called Carl came to see if i was going home. he popped his head round the door and Sammy was still pissing herself laughing. he said "whats so funny"?
she went " ohh scarley tell him!!!
" what" he said
"i said her Boob's were giant and she said..." Sammy said
ohh shit!... this was gonna be embarrassing. i went bright red
" are these my basoomas i see before me?"
he cracked up

OHH SHIT!!!! IM SOO EMBARRASSED!