DO YOU HEAR THESE RUMORS ABOUT KENNEDY BROCK LEAVING THE MAINE?

I almost peed/died/killedmyself.
I cried.
I did, and I was almost about ready to die.

Until I looked on Kennedy's twitter and saw the relief tweet(wtflip?) saying don't believe the rumors.
But hes still on watch for suicide.
I heard he broke up with his girlfriend. Poor guy, he's probably even more depressed that people are starting shit adding onto his relationship problems.

In other The Maine news,
anyone hear about that John stripper photo?
Oh please. Let the guy have a life. If he wants to hump a stripper, so be it. Its not like any of us can control his life.
Haha, but I did hear that he didn't like it at all. Haha, but who does that?
It was probably either Pat or Garrett's idea.
Being a good friend, Garrett probably wanted John to have the best birthday he could have, so he got him a stripper. All Garrett got was a trip to B-Dubs, haha.

GOODNIGHTTT