W. T. F. HELP ME

There seems to be a sudden LACK of stories on Mibba. I need something to read that doesn't suck EGGS, or isn't slash or just plain WEIRD.

My only requirements:

~ No Slash
~ No Anything-somes (three-somes, four-somes, etc-somes. None.)
~ No Femmeslash
~ No Tragedy (main characters/ main characters lover dying at the end? Not so fun.)
~ Nothing Religious
~ No Vampires, Zombies or other Weird Underworld crap
...

I don't care about rating, so lay it on me, although nothing uber graphic or uber sexual.

If it's a fanfiction, personally, I prefer:

~ Frank Iero
~ Ryan Ross
~ Mikey Way

SEPARATELY, PLEASE.

That's it. heeeeelp! I don't care where it comes from (doesn't have to be Mibba)! I don't care who wrote it, you can shamelessly send me a link to your story, just pleasepleaseplease give this bored girl something to read.

I'll even take people's favorite authors... Seriously, I'm in the mood for almost anything.