My OMEGLE Conversations. Plus, cramps.

Okay, so WTF? I have such bad cramps it's not even funny and they won't LEAVE. Anyway, I went to Omegle and decided to have some random conversations. Just to let you know, I'm not from Russia. LOL

You: I'm in love with you.
Stranger: same to u
You: I love your greenish blue eyes. Will you marry me?
Stranger: m/f
You: I thought you knew. I'm both.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: HEY
Stranger: caps is on
You: Hi.
You: WILL YOU MARRY ME!?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: no i will not dad
You: I'm from Russia!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: plz
You: 17/f/Moscow, Russia
You: Do you like sexy RUSSIAN?
Stranger: im only13
You: You no like sexy russian?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: do u have msn
You: YOU SHOULD LIKE SEXY RUSSIAN!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hI.
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm Russian.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: asl ?
You: 42/F/MOSCOW,RUSSIA
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i am from finland
You: My son is ALEX OVECHKIN.
Stranger: woww
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i male from india....u?
You: I'M ALEX OVECHKIN.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.