Great idea for a Halloween costume.

I'll just have someone throw a bucket of glitter at me and claim to be a vampire. =)

My roommate has just offered, to make it more realistic, to be Bella--mope around with a bland expression on her face and trip over things a lot.

To make sure people understand, we have to have the following exchange at least every three and a half minutes:

"I'm dangerous, Bella! We cannot be together!"
"But I love you! I'm not afraid of you!"
"But I'm dangerous!"
*snog*

Except minus the snogging, bit, because that would just be weird.

To add character development, I should probably stalk her obsessively for a couple weeks beforehand. I know where she sleeps, so that'll make it easier.

*This is why it was a bad idea for me to move in with one of my best friends. We come up with horrifying ideas. (And by horrifying, I mean horrifyingly amazing.)*