OMG!!

My cousin Adrian won't let anyone kill anything. He won't even let me kill a cockroach without throwing a tantrum saying 'What if I sqaushed you??'. He's 19, and acts like he's 12. He even has a problem with eating fruit!!! Yet, he likes to make fresh orange juice evryday, I confronted him on it:

Adrian: *Humming 'What's My Age Again?' by Blink 182*
Me: Hola Adrian
Adrian: *WAVES*
Me: Whatcha doin'?
Adrian: Peeling oranges
Me: Why?
Adrian: So I can put them in the blender
Me: Why?
Adrian: So I can make orange juice
Me: Why?
Adrian: So I can drink it
Me: Why?
Adrian: So I can be healthy
Me: I killed a fly this morning
Adrian: Whatt?!? It probably had a family! What if I killed you!?
Me: Why do you care so much?
Adrian: 'Cuz every life has value
Me: Every life huh?
Adrian: Yeah!
Me: Even fruit?
Adrian: *PUTS ORANGES IN BLENDER, AND NODS HIS HEAD*
Me: So those oranges in that blender...don't they count?
Adrian: *LOOKS AT BLENDER WITH A HORRIFIED LOOK, AND STOPS IT*
Me: You killer!
Adrian: *SCOOPS OUT ORANGES (or whats left of them) AND TRIES TO SHAPE IT INTO A CIRCLE*
Me: Give it up...they're dead. And you killed them. I hope you're happy.
Adrian: *TEARY EYED, AND SPEAKS TO ORANGES* I'm so sorry.
Me: I can't believe it...you're a murderder
Adrian: At least they died quickly
Me: *MIMICKS HIS VOICE* What?!? It probably had a family! What if I killed you?
Adrian: Shut up
Me: *LAUGHS*