New Journal Entry!

NIPPLE EXERCISES.
THREE RUBS CLOCKWISE.
THREE RUBS COUNTERCLOCKWISE.
THEN REPEAT.
YOU SHALL HAVE GREAT NIPPLES IN ABOUT A MONTH :D
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
PLEASE COME AGAIN.

Denny wrote that manual.
Isn't it spectacular?

So, it's been forever and then some since I've written a journal, amirite?
I know you missed me, because I'm so amazing at being my pretty self.

So, today I came across a story written by a few friends of mine over Facebook e-mail, a very long time ago. Just for a little sample;

The knocks were becoming more frequent and when Taytay opened the door he was ATTACKED. By Gracie Mitchell, of course! She ran to Lushhha and said "HAVE YOU DONE THE NASTY NASTY YET?!?!?!?!!?"

Are you jealous, yet? You should be. The entire thing is filled with rabid mouse bites and fornication!

So, today at lunch;
"Wink wink, nudge nudge."
"...Thrust thrust?"
;D

I just dropped my mouse. That's right. I have a desktop.
And it's a beast, too, for your information.
But I dropped my mouse, and then I stepped on the cord,
and it got unplugged, and it took me 17 minutes to plug it back in.
All that, for your information.

So, that's that.
Journals, for my personal win.
Not for the win.
It's just too generic.
I want all that win to myself.

Love, Conner Thomas Wiltshire.
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