Funny School !

My school is hilarious, this is somethings that happen:

1.) Me - Arlene, do we have to use the back of the page?
Arlene - No! We use the other paper she told us to take out.
Me - Rissa do we use the back of the paper?
Rissa - NO SHIT.
Arlene and I - HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA! :D

2.) -Arlene and I walking up the stairs after lunch-
Arlene- AHHH!
Me - What?! What's wrong?!
Arlene- I DUNNO! I JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!
-Me laughing hysterically-
Arlene walks up the stairs then holds on to my shoulder and I start to fall.
Me - ARLENEEEE! AHHHHH!

3.) -Telling Mr. Mike my saying-
Me - My sayings are, Grrness and Pie! I used grrness cause I made it up and I like it. I used pie cause Pie rocks!
Mr. Mike - Oh I see. Like peach pie, apple pie, rock pie.
Me - >.> Noooo. I mean pie rocks as in..cool..?
-Everyone starts laughing-
Mr. Mike - OHHHH. I get it. xD

4.) Mr. Mike - Everyone say hi to Elizabeth! She writes the homework on the board.
Everyone - Hi Elizabeth!
David - What's up girl?
-All of us starts laughing-

5.) Mr. Mike - SHUT!
All of us - UP!

6.) -Doing a story about a pig named Penny-
Me - Okays, the pig should fall off the hill and hit her head, then imagine stuff..
Rissa - She should leave from a concert!
Arlene - To get pork chops! Which is technically eating their cousins..
-all of us laughing hysterically-
Me - Chowder and Barney should be in it!
Arlene - YEAH! THEN ALADEN AND CINDERELLA COME INTO THE STAGE WITH A FLYING CARPET SINGING DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC!!
^^ We were very random that day xDD !

7.) Alrene, David, and I in the hallway, going into Mr. Mike's class.
David - MR. MIKE! I FOUND LIP GLOSS! Want it? Its totally your color.
Mr. Mike - Really?
-Us laughing and going inside the room, Arlene puts it on-
Me - EWW ARLENE! DAVID FOUND THAT ON THE FLOOR! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEEEN!
Arlene - Pshh so? I just put a little!
^^ eww. rofl :D

8.) Mr. Mike holding a flashcard that says "Canada".
David - CHOCOLATE MOUNTAIN!
Everyone starts laughing.
Mr. Mike - Chocolate mountain??

9.) Someone - I found this binder on my desk.
Mr. Mike takes it and throws it in the recycling bin. Everyone cheers.
After like five minutes he puts it back and the owner of it comes in.
Destiny (owner of binder) - I need to get my stuff.
David - We threw it away!
Mr. Mike - NO WE DIDN'T!
Me - Yeahh we didn't throw it in the trash..WE RECYCLED IT!
Mr. Mike - I CAN NEVER TRUST YOU GUYS ON ANYTHING -.-
All of us - HA HA HA HA HA HA!! :D

10.) Mr. Albro - Ima tell you guys a story about when I was in a cruise for my honeymoon.
Us - WOO!
Mr. Albro - Okays well we were at dinner, at then some guys were like, "Pass me the sugar, Sugar." and another guy was like, "Pass me the honey, Honey." and I was like "Pass me the tea, Bag." I DIDN'T KNOW WHY IT DIDN'T WORK!!
Rofl! :D