Phil Quotes

Phil quotes. Phil is so ridiculously funny...
- from the show Better off Ted

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"If I could get it on with refracted light, I would."

"We all wish we could be worms, Lem. Sadly, that is never going to happen."

"You're about to use science for bad. And we took an oath to do that less!"

"I'm gonna ring my wife and tell her Linda's hot!"

Yay for quirky Lab Assistants who are married to women who hate them!!! They make for awesome quotes to put in journals and such...

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