My dad isn't an axe ***ed .. WHAAAT ? \ I miss my pen

where sould I start ? Well , my father found my secret stash of cigarettes .... , my marbolos NOOOOOO ! My father is a very scary man , he has moustaches , every evil man have had moustaches ... Hitler for example . I wanted to jump out of the window at first , like I said my father usually .. he goes crazy . I looked at his reaction and it was strange , I was expecting a psychodad with an axe , I thought that he would I don't know push me in front of a car but nothing . He just chuckled and said smoking is bad . What the fuck ? Is he on drugs or something ? I have check his car , maybe he has secret ecstasy pills . Pheeww , I survived , if he is smoking something I would like him to keep going ... , the Dictator is gone ... Winnie the phooh has taken his place .. YAY ! I must celebrate , time to eat ice creaaaaam !!!! hahahahahhaa . Ohh , I almost forgot .. , my english teacher- the dumpling , I hate her sooo muchh , I bought myself a Hello Kitty pen ( yes I am a loser ) I was bored so I poked my friend , okay I poked her about 50 times and the dumpling was losing her tember , that son of a b'tch snatched it and I accidentaly screamed "NOOO , MY JO-JO HAND '' . I miss my pen , it was soo cute , pink and everything , She's out to get me , I swear ... but one day she will pay , I will steal all of her pens MUHAHAHAHHAA . My dear pen , I will never forget U . R.I.P Hello Kitty pen .