Steven Seagal VS Chuck Norris

Hey you all ! Ahh , I'm exhausted , blaaghhh I have slept about two hours max . , soo yeah .
Yesterday we went to Finland and I had a blast . Fazer factory a.k.a Candyland , I just sat there and stuffed chocolate down my throat ! Ahhh , sooo yummy . Today at P.E i got hit by a ball , 3 times , third time I did it myself , I am a total klutz . My feet are killing me .. , yesterday in Finland I walked about 17 km , with heels ... my poor feet , I hope that my ability to walk will recover .. if not does anyone have a free weelchair ? Ahh sometimes I wish I could be Chuck Norris , he is invincible , THE coolest guy in the world . If you are Chuck Norris you could do everything .... ahhh , he has a coold beard too ! I have a theory about Steven Seagal - I think he tryes to be as cool as Chuck , b´ut when you are a fat , middle aged guy it doesn't work . C'mon Steven , get a clue aleready . I watched one of his movies , Steven agains evil , he flew down to Poland and killed some bad guys with his cool karate moves wich were obviously fake , I don't know why people watch this crap , after an hour my eyes started bleeding so I went to bed . For the sake of the childen Steven , stop acting ....
Okay that was totally random but still :)
Another thing , I need snow !!! It's christmas time and ... nothing , I'm sooo sad , I'm dreaming of a white christmas lalalallaaaaaaa , you get the point .
December 10th, 2009 at 04:15pm