Right well I was bored and I decided to make a journal.
I found this on somone's profile back when I was on Quizilla.
I thought it was funny so I saved it.
I acctualy haven't heared some of theese or they don't make sense.
If you leave a comment you can put the numbers that apply to you in it.
The ones that apply to myself heve * on them.
Anything in perenthisies is somthing I added.
ENJOY! :)
1. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
*2. I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
*3. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
4. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
5. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
*6. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
9. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
10. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
11. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
12. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
*13. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
14. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
15. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
16. I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
17. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
*18. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
19. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
*20. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
21. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
22. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
23. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
24. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
25. I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a s##t.
*26. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
27. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
28. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
29. m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
30. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
31. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
32. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
*33. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
34. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
35. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
36. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
*37. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f###ing them all.
*38. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
39. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
40. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
41. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
42. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (I don't persoaly know anyone gay exept y cousin who I never see.)
43. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
44. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
*45. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
46. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
47. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
48. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
49. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
50. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
51. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. (a stereotype within a steryotype..)
52. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
53. I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
*54. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I can't draw/paint but I can wright)
*55. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
*56. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
*57. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
58. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (I do ride I'm not Texan)
59.I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist ( isn't goth a religion /cult having to do with satinism?)
*60. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Who isn't over somthing these days?)
61. I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.
62. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
*63. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
65. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
66. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
*67. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
*68. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.
*69. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.
70. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
*71. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
72. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
73. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
*74. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
*75. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
*76. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.
77. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
78. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (don't follow politics...)
*79. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
80. I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
*81. I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
*82. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
83. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
84. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
*85. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
86. I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.
*87. I'm FRENCH so I MUST be a poofy lipped, spoiled, spitting snob.
*88. I'm from AMERICA so I MUST be contributing to world stupidity
89. I'm CANADIAN so I MUST love curling, which isn't a real sport, and saying "eh?" at the end of every word and/or sentence
90. I'm CHINESE so I MUST want the whole world to be a communist civilization
91. I still think the EASTER BUNNY and SANTA CLAUSE are REAL so I MUST be a loser with no friends
92. I'm KOREAN so I MUST love creating NUKES just to show the world I'm just as good
93. I'm FROM TEXAS so I MUST be a distant relative of George Bush
*94. I'm IRISH so I MUST be a leprechaun
*95. I'm BRITISH so I MUST be gramatically incorrect at all times
96. I go to an ALL BOY SCHOOL so I MUST be a pansy
97. I like HANNAH MONTANNA so I MUST be freak with no life
98. I'm JAPANESE so I MUST hate john lennon
99. I have gone out with 5 PEOPLE in the same YEAR so I MUST be an easy slut
100.I PLAY BASEBALL so I MUST be on steroids
*101. I'm FRENCH so I MUST hate all other nations besides my own
102. I'm INDIAN so I MUST be on tech support for microsoft
103. I'm BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm way better than anyone else
104. I BITE my Nails so I MUST be completley unhygenic (Iusedtoo)
103. I have an OVER-BITE so I MUST be a horse
104. I enjoy WRITING POETRY so I MUST be emo (Aperently Mibba is now a community for "emos"
105. I finally FIGURED OUT THE RUBIX CUBE so I MUST have no life what-so-ever
106. I eat at MCDONALD'S so I MUST be a fat jerk
107. I'm from MEXICO so I MUST carry swine flu
108. I'm the MIDDLE CHILD so I MUST feel neglected 24/7
THIS IS NOT MENT TO OFFEND ANYBODY!!
108 Funny Stereotypes :)
December 24th, 2009 at 03:09am