Cleverbot: I don't flirt.
Me: Good. Robots don't flirt well.
Cleverblot: Blondes do not have heads.
Me: That's news.
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
Me: Do you like John Oliver?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: WHAT?! Do you not know who John Oliver is?
Cleverbot: No I don't, who are you?
Me: I am Katie. But this isn't about me. This is about John Oliver, who is the sexiest and most adorably British person in existence.
Cleverbot: Do me?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm ugly?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: I think you're smart too.
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Me: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I don't have a mother.
Me: Then your face.
Cleverbot: 'That's what SHE SAID.'.
Me: THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.
Cleverbot: What was that, fool?
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Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
Me: I'll change whatever the fuck I want.
Cleverbot: Attitude.
Me: What about it?
Cleverbot: It gives me happiness.
Me: My attitude gives you happiness?
Cleverbot: Not really.
Me: Then why did you say it did?
Cleverbot: I said it was a duck, but it doesn't quack. It's mute.
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Me: WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHEN I SHOW YOU NOTHING BUT LOVE?
Cleverbot: I only hate wasps.
Me: What about spiders?
Cleverbot: Hm... I think spiders like both. Maybe spiders use a dimmer switch.
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Me: Let's play the alphabet game.
Cleverbot: Okay. You first.
Me: Are you sure you know how to play?
Cleverbot: Pavement.
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Me: What do you think of Glenn Beck?
Cleverbot: I hate glenn beck. I think he thinks he is smarter than he really is. [No lie. Cleverbot said this. I approve.]
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Me: What do you think of The Daily Show?
Cleverbot: I didn't even know there was a new pope.
Me: What do you think of the Colbert Report?
Cleverbot: I like red things.
A conversation with cleverbot (or parts of it). Because I'm bored.
February 6th, 2010 at 03:55am