Everything is ***ed.

Oh, The Dirty Three. How I hated you when I saw you live, how I love you right at this moment.

Anyways. List of Sad Things to counteract Noni von Trendy-Babe's List of Happy Things penned on Thursday night at Friday's after two tequila shots, a pint of Stella and an Ultimate Long Island Iced Tea. And that was before IQ and The Peel.

ANYWAYS

Poppy Long's List of Sad Things (Cause She's So Emo)

Through the Looking Glass
V
V8 juice
Middle back seats of taxis
Eastlink
Back seats of buses
Long hair
Leather hoodies
The Rakes' We Danced Together
Lou Reed's Perfect Day
Croydon Station
Heatherdale Station
Box Hill Station
Lilydale trains
Rollies
Daft Punk's Technologic
Aldis
Anything by the Bloody Beetroots
Anything by Florence and the Machine
Beanbags
MD
MGMT's Electric Feel
Benches
Long grass
Cigarette burns
Nativity scenes
Bus Stops
Staying up all night
Console gaming
Pizza
My best friend's entire house and street
MY FAVOURITE FUCKING HORRORS T-SHIRT

How dare you take away the happiness that used to bring me.

Well just you watch.

I'm going to grow my hair out and get thin. There's not a lot that can be done about my face but I'll be damned if I don't try. I'm going to work all the time and be rich and buy endless books and films and albums and I'll be more intelligent than you. But before I do that I'll quit my job and lock myself in my room and not say a word to anyone until I figure out what's wrong with me that makes me unable to behave like a normal person.