for some reason i just found it hilarious

Best conversation EVER

Boyfriend: Why do I always have to do everything you say?
Me: Because I am the boss and your opinion doesn't matter.
Boyfriend: And then you say I'm a bad boyfriend.
*Me bursts out laughing*
Me: Stop making me laugh you're making my ribs hurt.
Boyfriend: It's the lungs you moron.
Me: Well stop it. It feels like you're putting my ribs through a pencil sharpener. They're all thin now.
Boyfriend: What the...? :S
*after a while*
Boyfriend: YAY I made you laugh until it hurt over the phone. Mission Accomplished.

This happened a few minutes ago. My ribs still hurt.

Ps.
Just now:

Me: Whatcha doin woman?
Boyfriend: Nothing just sitting here watching naked men.
Me: WTF

PSs.

Boyfriend: It stinks of smoke, like something's burning.
Me: Oh so you were thinking again?

PSSs.

Me: My ribs still hurt and it's all your fault.
Boyfriend: Aww I'll make it better *punches ribs*
Me: How is that suppose to make it better.
Boyfriend: Now the pain is even.
Me: That makes no sense and it still hurts.
*Boyfriend panics and punches ME in the face.*
Boyfriend: Now you fall asleep and nothing hurts.