Pimp your stories, because I need something to read. (Oh, and I have a story question)

If you're going to pimp your (or someone else's) stories:

1. MUST be original. (One exception--if it's an MCR fic done so well that your head explodes while reading it)
2. No vampires. No werewolves. No overly Mary-Sue emo characters.
3. Preferably something serious.
4. Please--I want something good. Well-written.

I really want to read something...I feel like something new. I can't get to the bookstore or the library lately and I feel like I'm in a reading rut. Please give me something new to read.

Story question!
Is it okay to have the story title be in a different language? Like, my story's in English, but can the title be in French?

I love yoooooou.