Wig out!!

Again, I spread wiggin' to everywhere. Need a definition? Well I don't wanna say I invented Don Patch, if you even know who that is, but he is my role model. Wiggin: noun, to be as unpredictable and unique as possible. Why I do this? You might find out soon enough... As for now, enjoy the wiggin' intro
Hello
Hello
Hello
Name is Eggplanthing.
Wanna be friends? INQUIRE WITHIN.
what? who said something about movies?
The Monarch butterfly can fly 17 miles per hour.
There is no gravy on the moon.
Plants do not eat our nose hairs.
Nose Hair? Who said that?
Wait, you're not in this scene.
Oh, man...
Well Goodbye
and hope to be happy