Need help with Layouts and I have bad news 'bout my stories!

So... Mein freunds....
I was wondering if you could help me out!!!

I am attempting to make my own profile layout... But I am not really succeeding here!!!!! >.<;
SO!!! I was wondering if anyone can either give a tutorial or if you can..... well... make me one...? I want an Eminem one!!! With some lyrics from 'Not Afraid'

So if you can give me a helong hand that would be MUCHLY APPRECIATED!!!

ON OTHER NEWS!!!

I lost my memory stick!!!! *sob sigh sob*
So any readers that like my story. I won't be updating for a while!!! *laughs sheepishly*