He's a butterfly, in a straight jacket

Dear Journal,

Wow creepy waitress and 4 really creepy dudes just barged in an ruined her date. One is obsessed with feet, the other is a sausage king,another is a magic act and the other is obsessed with his body !!!! "Why is it wet ", "i stuck it in water", "why', "i don't know"!!!
"Bottle opener would be good with a couple of beers", "SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!" lol Never take coins out of a fountain it could be really bad. all these weird and creepy guys after you
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