I just gave birth to Nick Jonas' baby.....

Yeah, I look pertty damn good for just having a baby.

I don't even know how that happen.....well I mean there's only 1 way.

Well, there's 2.

artificial insemination (Like I know how to spell that.) or....well you know the other way.

, neither happen.

He's like magnetic....no whats the word??

He's like walking sex, he touches girls and their knocked up.

Jenny, Marry, Katie.....

He has many children.

He's like Yoda....

The baby master.

Its like "Whoa, Nick Jonas keep your hands to yourself, I don't wanna be your baby mamma."

I really shouldn't watch 16 and pregnant before I go to sleep at night.

Every time I watch it before bed, I always end up having a dream about having a baby.

It's not normally with a Jonas Brother either, but at least it will be a damn good looking baby.

I think it was a girl to....

I just had a baby with Nick J and now I'm getting seduced by Joe Jonas and his sexy voice.

Hey Joe, how about tonight me and you have a baby?

I just gotta watch 16 and Pregnant again.

Uhh, well now I'm bored.....