Rant and Can Someone Make me a cool Sig?

Hullo people.

I have something to say about the dumb people who think that gum belongs under tables and on the ground.
You are PATHETIC. Abso-freakin'-lutely pathetic.
OH HEY THERE ISN'T A GARBAGE CAN IN MY ARM RANGE, I GUESS I'LL JUST STICK IT UNDER MY DESK AT SCHOOL SO SOMEONE CAN TOUCH IT LATER AND GET SICK WHEN THEY TOUCH THEIR FACE.
...or...
(snicker, snicker) STEVE SITS IN THIS CLASS NEXT HOUR, OH I GUESS I'LL LEAVE HIM A NICE PIECE OF GUM. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
...or...
UGH, THIS GUM HAS ABSOLUTELY NO FLAVOR LEFT IN IT. EWWW. (spits it out onto the ground.) I DON'T CARE IF SOMEONE'S FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES GETS STUCK OR A LITTLE KID STEPS IN IT AS LONG AS I GET THIS FLAVORLESS GUM OUT OF MY MOUTH!

Grrrrrrrrr.

Okay, maybe I stepped in gum today. Maybe I didn't. You'll never know...

Anyways....
Can someone make me a cool sig? I don't have enough patience to. See, I was thinking maybe these lyrics:

"I'm not the hunter
I'm not the marked
Just looking for wisdom in the dark

Lions make you brave
Giants give you faith
Death is a charade
You don't have to feel safe
to feel unafraid"

or even just the chorus part:

"Lions make you brave
Giants give you faith
Death is a charade
You don't have to feel safe
to feel unafraid"

If someone could spazz it up a bit and then message me, that would be just amazing.