Oh it's my life, it never ends... [questions & swap]

Nobody ever gets on at three in the morning D: It's quite sad, really. Especially for the insomniatics out there. :P

swap?
I'm just going to swap with some short things, so here's some drabbles (all 100 words in length). That means you give me something short to read, by the way. It doesn't have to be a drabble but if it's a one shot it shouldn't be over 800 words or whatever.

Deep Nights
Without the Locket
Heather's Heart
Written in Blood

questions
1. Would you rather ride an elephant or a llama?
2. Which is grosser, eating cockroaches or swallowing someone else's blood?
3. Comment swap with me this morning?
4. ORLY!?
5. Do you hate questions that aren't actually questions?
6. Sorry if you do.