So Apparently Ima Homicidal/Suicial Bitch

So if you red my last journal, I clearly did not kill myself....yet.

So my friends asked Jake what his problem was and apparently I tried to kill him.

One day last year me, him and Kaydehn (my friend who's super-duper!) were walking home and I was joking that I was going to push him in front a moving car because he was really pissing me off. I never touched him. And now he's saying I pushed him in front of 10 MOVING CARS! It's like what the hell dude? Kaydehn even knows I never even tried to push him. And he never broke any bones so it's like WTF!

So that's how people at school are starting to call me a homicidal, suicidal bitch. I'm not in a rage to kill myself but to beat his ass instead.

So thoughts? Comments? And ideas how to make him stop, that don't involve it going "Please stop. I'm getting hurt because of it." "Okay."