THIS IS KIND OF FUNNY.

I don't know why but I really wanted to post this here

Dear Grandma,
I don't really know how to tell you this but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Sofen.