Rock, Paper, Sissors
Okay I understand that scissors can beat paper,and I get that rock can beat scissors. BUT THERE IS NO WAY THAT PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK?! PAPER IS SUPOSED TO MAGICALY RAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE?! THEN WHY IN HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THAT TO SCISSORS?! IN FACT SCREW SCISSORS! WHY CAN'I PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE?! WHY ARN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTE BOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFERCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS?! I'LL TELL YOU WHY!! BECAUSE PAPER CAN BEAT NOBODY!!!! A ROCK COULD TEAR THAT SHIT UP IN 2 SECONDS!! When I play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" I always choose rock. Then when somebody clames that they beat me with thier paper, I punch them in the face with my already clinched up fist and say something like... "OH! Shit! I'm sorry! I thought paper would protect you!"
June 16th, 2007 at 10:09pm