Insanity At It's Best

NOTE: It starts off slow but it gets better :P I kind of got this random plot in my head and went off about it. It could've been about anyone, but it was Andrew I was talking to, so it instantly became about him...

Me: Hey der.

Andrew: Hi.

Me: How was ur day?

Andrew: Pretty good, went to check out my friend Kathleen's show at this art gallery downtown, hung out with her most of the day.

Me: Oh sounds fun. I stayed home on here, distracting myself form the itching and pain from the skim damage all the scratching is doing :)

*Skin

Andrew: Well then. That sounds...fun.

Me: Yep. I can't wait to go blonde :>

Andrew: You're going blonde?

Me: Mhm. Like, right after Christmas. Can u see me as a blonde?

Andrew: I'm not sure. I guess, but it'd be a big change. Unfamiliar.

Me: That's what I'm going for xD Imma go blonde for a bit, then when it grows out more, I'll touch up the roots and go pink for a bit. Then yeah. I might go black then get a haircut and have black again. But idk.

Andrew: Hmm. You sure like variety.

Me: Now that I can dye my hair I'm going all out. It's something I've wanted to do for years,
but never could. So yeah. xD

Andrew: Why can you now? Do you just not care what your parents think?

Me: They always used to say no all the time. But then finally I just did it and now they've changed there tune all-so-quickly, saying they didnt care before if I had just asked (Which I had lots over the years) So meh. Now I'm going all out.

Andrew: Cool cool, I getcha, releasing the tiger.

Me: That made me think of a 35 year old perv in a leather thong beckoning a blonde 20-year-old over and screaming "TIME TO RELEASE THE TIGER! RAWR" o.O

Andrew: ....interesting.

Me: ... I'm scared of my mind sometimes xD AND OMG YOU'RE THE CREEPER GUY. =o You are a total loser filmmaker who lives in a loft and lures girls there with stories of how you'll make them famous and then you fuck and chuck them. But one day that doesnt work anymore, it's not the same, and then you get mad while fucking one and you smack her and u feel that same release as before, so u hit her more and then she dies under you. And then you do it more often and you become a serial killer and you rape and murder girls all over the city, and then the team from Criminal minds comes and tracks you down, and boy do you ever give them a twist. You end up raping Penelope! But she escapes and they use the DNA you left behind to find you and then you try to hide but soon u need another rape-murder fix so u grab some black hooker girl from a street corner

Andrew: Callum.

Me: and take her somewhere to murder her and then they catch up to you and ur on the ROOF!

Andrew: Callum.

Me: and ur holding a knife to her and ur crying and then they aim at you and then u look down to the ground and say "Fuck it" and then u throw yourself and the hooker off the side and you both die.

Andrew: CALLUM.

Me: and then the team is in the plane afterwards and they do that quote thing b4 the credits and it's all "That was fucked up" -- Britney Spears. Credits.

Andrew: Callum.

Me: Hmm?

Andrew: What in god's name are you talking about?

Me: Hair dying?

Andrew: Noooo I didn't hear anything about hair dying during that whole... that... that.... whatever the hell that was.

Me: :)