Pimp them stories out to me!

Yeah, you read what I typed. Few conditions however:

No Beiber
No Jonas
No My Chem (I know I'm a hypocrite)
No fan fiction really.

If it's a vampire I only accept original vampires, you know ones YOU made up, and the vampires of the Vampire Chronicles, i.e: Lestat de Lioncourt, Armand, etc.

I'd like to let you all know Karma, she's a female dog but tonight she served social justice. I love that female dog Karma right now. I can't tell anyone else because people are sick of me indulging in gossip.

*shrugs* oh well, what are you going to do right?