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for the next however minutes of your life i'll be rambling. feel free to press that little back arrow-button thingy whenever you wish.

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first journal and i'm as awkward as a turtle on its back.
DUDE. that position would suck. i'm glad i'm not a turtle.

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nice weather, eh?

i've always wanted to be australian or some language that says "eh" casually. or at least go to a random restaurant and put on a fake accent and see how long you could last that way. probably the latter cuz it sounds a lot more fun :)

eheheh. nothing else i can sayy. eh eh.cherry cherry boom boommm.
thats likee, the most normal lady gaga music video likee, ever. l.o.l.

you're still reading this? then you might as well enjoy a riddle.

There is a very tall coconut tree and 4 animals:
-a giraffe
-a squirrel
-a lion
-a chimpanzee

The 4 have a competition to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who wins?
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giraffe = you're unrealistic.
squirrel = you're hopeless.
lion = you're not honest.
chimpanzee = you're a complete moron.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS!
according to this i'm unrealistic ahahahahahahahahahah!

*coughcough*

today was a good day, other than the fact that my friend zack stole my bag of chips.

Zack: *steals chips*
Me: Give that back or I'll punch you, you buttface!!
Zack: *laughs* Really. Where are you gonna punch me, in the shin?
Me: Dickfor!
Zack: What's a dickfork?
Me: It's dickfor, not dickfork, dumbo.
Zack: I know, that's what I said. What's a dickfork?
Me: DICKFOR!!!!!
Zack: I SAID THAT WOMAN. WHAT IS A DICKFORK?
Me: WELL, MAN, I SAID DICKFOR!!
Zack: Ohhhhh. What's a dickfor?
Me: *sigh* it's not even funny anymore.

love my life <3

but i am not short, he's just ridiculously tall. i really hate that stereotype of asians.

what's that on your forehead?
yeah, yao ming's balls.

kudos to the people that know where i got that from (;

bless me, bless me, bless me, bless me.

if you wondering why i just said that, i sneezed four times. i hate sneezing.
my sneeze isn't even cute. i spit everywhere and my family is forced to wear raincoats in the house during flu season.

...are you grossed out? I know I am.

I WANT NOBODY NOBODY BUT YOU *clapclap* NOBODY NOBODY BUT YOUU. *clapclap*

huhhhh. i want a sombrero. and a hugh jackman. that will never happen though :( but i'm good with a sombrero anyways :D

iron man 2: scarlett johansson is my girl crush.

yes, i am straight. straight as a pencil and NO, not the bendy kind. but i still know a hot person when i see one.

YAY! da bestie is here. cool zack, way to be an hour late. *shakes head* he's such a guy. he'll probably make up some excuse like "i see hawt girl" or something.

xoxo,
gossip girl.

just kiddingggggggggg. i hate that show but chace crawford looks nice (:

laaahhv,
gelli <3