This is seriously what went through my mind?

Random thoughts 2/22/11 6:56-7:03
Lots of Lameflame followers today thanks to B.
Haha, that atl interview she showed me.
If I was a pornstar, my name would be Felicia Bones.
I wish people would stop using the word "leary." it's not helping my obsession.
Wtf does that even mean? I know what weary is, but... Huh?
Speaking of, wth is "isssa bikkyy!?"
I want a cookie.
I should loose weight.
I wonder if anyone has ever covered a song by Blood on the Dancefloor with a banjo.
My taxes are coming in the mail eventually. A little over $30. Warped Tour = paid. Then the money I have now is enough to buy two shirts, wristbands, and a cd at least.
Old people smell like mothballs.
Why, when I write, do I always kill my favorite character?
Damn you, Darren Shan and Cirque Du Freak. I loved Kurda.
When is that movie coming out?
My ex ruined the first Cirque Du Freak for me.
And Rosie's Diner.
And Alice in Wonderland.
But... That's pretty much it now.
Whoo!
I hate pimples.
I need more shirts that demand hugs.
There are cookies on this table.
Must... Resist... Urge...
Taxes are fun.
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Stupid teenage mind.
WOAH holy phonecall.
...it's dad.
California... Califor-neye-aye... Californyayaya...
I hate that song.
Wait, do I even know the rest of that song?
...no. No I don't.
Good Charlotte. They're the ones who wrote that, right?
Either way, I should listen to them more.
Whooo mountain dew!
PIMPLESSSSS
My pinky nail is really long.
I'm going on a cruise in December whoo!
I don't want to get up.
My legs are sore.
Damn you, Lil John.
3-6-9... Damn you're fine... Wonderin' if you can sock it to me one more time, get low... Get low...
TO THE WINDOWW
TO THE WALLL
TILL THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BAWLLS
ALL DESE BITCHES CRAWL
CRAAHHWWLL
ALL SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUKKA!
ALL SKEET SKEET GODDAMN!
To thine window. To thine wall. Until thine sweat cascades downward from thine genetalia.
Stupid ex.
Hey that's a Lichtenstein....
WTF?
stupid spellcheck!
I meant picture!
How the HELL does picture = Lichtenstein??!
ANYWAY
It's a picture of my dad and mom! Awe and I was a baby!
A fat baby.
I am kinda chubby still. Can't see my feet. That means you're fat, right?
Oh wait.
Breasts.
I hate them. Stupid breasts.
My nose ring is making my nose sore, that's weird.
Everyone has a nose piercing now, it's lame.
I think I would make a kickass gay guy.
I grabbed dad's taxes.
Yikes!
Al Capone got caught for taxes.
That was one respectable son of a bitch.
Videos.
Video store.
Dad has a video store.
He buys them in California.
LA LA LA LAAA LA LA LA LAAA LA LA LA LA
CALIFOR-NEYE-AYE!
My legsssssss :(
Snow days = dancing.
Felicia dancing = crumping and Shakira dancing.
I can do a mad belly dance.
It would look a lot less awkward if I didn't have a belly.
My side itches.
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TF!?!?
I'm a man, I swear.
White out! Ehehehe....
My nails are no longer green.
My great grandma called herself old.
My shoes are ugly.
I've warn these shoes to every concert I've ever been to.
I'm going to wear my Vans next time no matter where I go. One pair at least. Prolly not the velcro ones.
How the eff do you "keep it judey?"
Lol judey.
Judy.
XD
Oh! We're leaving?