Just Another F*CKED Up Day ^.^

Okkkk, so me and my family (mom, dad, brother, MEEEE) were just having tacos for supper tonight. Just want to give you some details. Don't worry--it's not some normal, boring shit. HAHAAA

So my dad was all like, "Get up here, it's still hot!" (wtf... that's what she said??) AHA :D so anyway, then we all started eating it. My brother was being his usual smart-ass self when he said how the "chili" was so damn "chilified". AND SOOOO the funny part is my dad stopped chewing and discovered it actually WAS fucking chili. THANKS FOR THE TACOS MOMMMM!!!! *rolls eyes* Ya, and then my brother was making these dumb-ass "what-she-said" jokes about how it was so nice and juicy. And I thought I had a sick freakin' mind.... pfww.... thankfully my parents aren't up to date with those jokes yet... that would be BADDDD O.O AHHH headache just thinking about ittttt -_-.....

so before this my mom was taking her sweet time on the toilet (I swear--she had a fudging secret agent data base set up in there) and my dad's like, "where in hell is she? go ask her if she's coming." what she said joke. I walked to the bottom of the stairs. "Hey, are you coming?" OMIGODD HAHAAAAA. "Just give me a minute." *crickets*.... "Honey, get down here, come on, don't got all day" my dad said. AHHHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA just about threw out my entire fucking LIFE'S GIGGLESSSSSS AHHHHA. oh wait.... maybe I DO have a sicker mind than my brother... ah, shit. That's a bad thing. because he's like, BAM!! and I thought I was like... pop..... aw, is that it...? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nother she said joke. ah shit, you guys gotta take me away from the keyboard, this is gettin' REALLY BADDD haha. xDDD

My brother--being the dumbass he is--ate his chilios (my new word for tacos mixed with chili) over the fucking sink, and he's like, "this isn't a health hazard, is it?" AHAHAHAHAAAA YOU DUMBASSSSS omIGODDD are you SERIOUSSSSS????!!?? Wellll...... my mom just shrugged. pfw. Then he spit something up, and he turned to my mother in shock and horror. "I just coughed up a whole tomato... is--is this.... HOMEMADE?!??" he said, as if it would KILL HIMMMM (right then, I wish it had, but noooo). Then he walked to the fridge and grabbed his toco sauce. (it's special just for him, but don't tell him that ;)). He was standing there grunting, until his face was red, twisting and biting at the lid. "AH, can't open my sauce." He said, and I was like, "Use your buttcheeks." but nooooo, nobody takes MY fucking advice. So he's like, "That's not a health hazard at all." well he should know, eating over the F-ING sink, and all. PFW again. so my dad took it, hardly even tried, popped it open, then turned back to his mexicaannnn food again. almost shit my fucking pants. wait... lemme check (LOLLLLLLL xD)

AFTER ALL THIISSSSS I was looking outside and planning my bugaboos spots for digging for my treasure, when OF COURSEEE, my dad was all, "eat your supper." So I said, "I'M DOING IT!!!!" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA, holy shit... shit twice... ok..... whew..... Nother fucking what she said joke... welll..... bid you good luck. good night. thanks for sitting on your ass and reading this stupid story of my life. UNTIL NEXT TIMEEEE ;D oh, and don't be afraid to comment; I don't bite... hard. xD jk, jk. after all, I LOVE COMMENTSSSS :DDDD