I sell knives for a living. (Includes questions)

There's gotta be something wrong with me.
You see-- Selling knives-- I'm really not doing it for the money, I'm doing it for the challenge.
The idea that I NEED to convince someone that their knives are crappy, and that they need to buy a full set right now before the world ends, seems kinda cool-- partly because of the fact that I just secretly like controlling people.
But now I'm just insanely bored of it.
It's only been about a week...and now I'm just done.
It's sad because I got my first promotion within the first weekend.
Huh-- guess thats it.
It was waaayyy too easy for me to be successful.
There's obviously something wrong with me.
Seriously.
Well, either way-- that was the main troubling aspect abusing my mind for the day.
I'm a sucker for lost causes, so I'll just suck it up and continue working,
Meh.... I need to watch an epic mind-fuck movie.
That'll change my state of mind.
Woo.
Btw--
hey, how are you?
What'd you do today that you're proud of? (even if it's something small.)
Anything you're looking forward to?
Thanks! :)