umm.....hey?

Im new here and well....I'm bored

I will say now that my grammer sucks and I have a hatrerd for the letter a and d so I'm sorry
(:

But anyways

Hey!
Ich bin nathan!
Anyone wanna talk?
Please?
Help me kill boredom
Or maybe lend a cookie? :3

1) Hey
2) How are you?
3) How old are you?
4) Do I know you?
5) What's your name?
6) What's your favourite colour?
7) Do you know mine? O_o
8) Bye bye

Ima bored and why the hell am I being forced to write 100 words :O
Oh my god HEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEE :O
The computers yelling at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :'(