I mean, seriously, they're like walking along the street, they lock eyes with someone and BAM they wanna get it on! LIFE IS NOT ACTUALLY LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE! I mean its so upsetting because it should be like that. Because books amaze me! AND I WISH THERE WAS MUTUAL SEXUAL FRUSTRATION IN MY LIFE.
So basically THIS is my life:
I'm walking down the street minding my own buisness when suddenly, a hot boy appears:
And he is looking fiiine and I'm like damn I would like a peice of that.
Because you know he's super hot and stuff and I try to look hot when I strut past him all on my best behvior and sometimes I yank my shirt down on my chest so like I look like a whore, because I'm a teenager thats what we do? WHO EVER HEARD OF USING YOUR MIND?! ITS ALL ABOUT BOOBS. So I'm trying to look hot and I look more like this:
And then you know that it's all downhill from there because well, you know, no boy like THAT wants a girl like THIS. And then it gets worse when these types of girls show up suddenly:
And then I'm like, OH SCREW IT I DONT EVEN CARE. And it's just like damn boys just are annoying. But my friends, who all look like this for some reason:
And there like Oh my god he's cute, Emily go talk to him! And I'm like this:
Like, bitch you best be joking cause there is no way in hell that is happening. And then they're like, I'LL GO TALK TO HIM FOR YOU! And that is just the WORST idea ever! So I'm all
ORR If the boy comes up and talks to me he's totally wonderful and stuff and I'm like, YAY This is nice, you know, but then you get to know him more and he's ACTUALLY like this:
And this is how I feel when that happens:
So is life. Or basically a day in my life, every day. Ha sometimes I think I'm just gonna become a nun but then another wild hot boy passes and I'm like
.... I never learn do I?
QUESTIONS
1. DOES THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same, I don't judge) GET YOU GOING AND THEN SHUT YOU DOWN?!
2. How was your day?