The Charlie Sheen roast.

I. Am. Dying.

This is literally making my night. I have to say, a lot of the best burns aren't even directed at Charlie- oh wait, that was brilliant.

"Every morning of your life is like the first 2 minutes of Law & Order: SVU!" - Anthony... whatshisface.

But I have to say, my personal favourite is...

*drumroll.*

I've been reading The Illiad, so a lot of my jokes are based on that. See, Seth? You're not the only one who stole an idea from Homer! - Mike Tyson.

OH.

MY.

GODS.

I just love this so much.

IN OTHER NEWS I attempted that really cool marble-swirl-nail-polish technique tonight. It failed miserably. So I just painted my nails white, took a toothpick, and randomly dragged purple and navy blue nail polish over it. I think it looks cool.

Oh, and I drew a unicorn on my Spanish test today that said, "This test is completely right. There is nothing to grade. Move along."

And just to clear up any confusion I added, "P.S. I am a unicorn."

But I mean... Spanish is easy for me anyway so whatever.

GLEE AND SUPERNATURAL AND NEW GIRL AND VAMPIRE DIARIES THIS WEEK YEAHHH.

{that is all.}