MPHLPORLGTHYOPERF.........

is basically the noise that came out of my mouth when I was changing out of my pajamas into some real clothes just now, because I saw that...that I... HAVE... STRETCH... MARKS!!!!!! D: D: D:

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I was just changing, minding my own business, and I looked in the mirror, and saw BIG, FAT, UGLY STRETCH MARKS ON MY HIPS AND BOOBIES. I mean, I noticed there was a few scratch lookin' things on my hips like a month ago, but I kinda just ignored it. But THEY'RE STRETCH MARKS. Self esteem -10,000 >_< Man, I've been putting off losing weight for WAY too long. I've got to do something about it. I mean, every time I try the low-carb thing, my mom'll end up ordering a pizza or something happens to where I can't avoid eating really carby foods, so I usually just give up. BUT I'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING NOW! I mean, I HAVE F*CKING STRETCH MARKS. Gahhhh I just about had a heart attack when I saw them. Do you guys have any suggestions on losing weight\dieting strategies and whatnot? Because I really can't keep putting it off. I DON'T WANNA BE FAT :(((

Okay, on a less pissy whiny-baby note, How has your day been, fellow Mibbians? Do you have any poems to whore me? If so, I effing love you. I need some inspiration!!! -___- Help a fatty out? :3

Peace out, my skinny friends.