I WILL SMITE YOU B!TCH

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I haven't used this thing for awhile :D

I love Shrek :D

My mum and I were just watching Shrek the Third, and I have a tiny little crush on King Arther <3 He's just... so fricken cute and innocent and I wanna be all "LEAVE HIM ALONE!" and don't bully him and crap like that because he's just so cute <3

Haha I am a weirdo.

But a weirdo that you all have come to love with all your hearts :D

Anyway, I would like to do a comment swap with my new, upcoming cowrite, How to Save a Life. It has a layout and summary, and that's about it :3 So, I'll read a one shot or a drabble or the first chapter/prologue of a story. Or a summary. That's it, since I really should be updating things and working on this story more with my co-author, Georgie xDD

So yes, if you wish to comment swap, just say so below.

BUT! Back to Shrek. So, we were listening to Prince Charming and he was talking about smiting Shrek and my mom was all, "Wait- smite? Isn't that that thing you do to that cheese and pasta dish or something? You smite it?" And me and my mom were in stitches imagining Prince Charming attacking Shrek with a plate of whatever that meal is called and yelling, "I WILL SMITE YOU B!TCH!"

You had to be there. Aha. :D

I LOVE YOU ALL LIKE I LOVE PIE. AND STUFFING. AND DAIQUIRIS. I LOVE MY STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRIS. <3 <3
November 26th, 2011 at 04:22am