nigguhs. my phone is being a motherf***ing b**ch.
searching for that damn network. f**k the network.
MOTHERF*** MY NETWORK DISAPPEARED! NO F***ING SERVICE?!
oh no. never-f***ing-mind. it's back.
ohmymotherf***ingword.
WHISKEY IS PLAYING ON MY DAMN PIANO!
i own a talented motherf***er.
dis b**ch gonna go far niggs. he gonna go far.
inspirational story of the day for those of you who feel like nothing is gonna be ok:
so Jake and I (look at that motherf***ing boss grammar) went to shovel the snow and some old she-nigguh was walking up the road.
did you know lions motherf***ing mate like 30 f***ing times a day?
motherf***. i wanna be a goddamn lion. i'd love to f*** 30 times a day.
imagine if there was 25 hours in a f***ing day.
LOL B**CH IMAGINATIONS ARE FOR WHITE NIGGAS.
I think Ghetto just died. oh wait - um.. motherf*** nope, that damn fish is still alive.
Lady Gaga turns me on like no other motherf***er.
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