A Journal With No Specific Topic; You Have Been Warned.

so Jake and I (look at that badass grammar! just look at it!) ordered pizza yeah? and the delivery boy came and gave it to us and then didn't have any change on him.

i know. i was shocked too. Jake was fooking shocked too! like what the actual fcuk you know?

Whiskey and Ghetto were fighting again.
Had to send them to separate rooms.
They're like an old married couple.
Nag nag nag, meow meow meow, bubble bubble bubble;
nag nag meow nag, bubble meow bubble bubble.

Seriously guise: not cool.

i think i'm gonna post up a story.
it's gonna be the crapsicles. bomb-shizzley.

AND IT'S GONNA BE FULL OF GAY-BOY FLUFF MY WHORRORS.

it'll be beautiful.
like the sun,
when it shines like no other brutha outta my ass.
bish.


oh, how i love disney <3