So in the strange vortex that is my life my gayness still seems to baffle people. So on top of that overly weird bathroom question I got yesterday, today I had to explain how gay people have sex. My answer:
Like straight people only better
The rockin sauce part of all this is the fact a teacher came up and told me that I should not talk about such disgusting things in class.
Forget you hoe teacher, just because your vagina is so dusty and old it has closed back up. Of course I couldn't just sit there so I got up and started an in depth explanation of how gay people have sex. Which my loving teacher sent me to the office for. So now starting tomorrow i have morning detention for a week. I just have talent mibba.
The fun times did not end there, oh no mibba my life can't be boring. In P.E. today a "straight" boy came up to me and asked me if I wanted to have sex with him.
My life is oh so interesting mibba, I just don't see why people don't understand that gay people are just like straight people only well... gay.
What! You mean gay people aren't so different from normal people?
So mibba, let's have some intercourse.