Things I wish I knew about relationships beforehand.

1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, after, or during sex doesn't count.
2. Real men drive stick shift.
3. She will leave if you lie.
4. She loves it when you coming up from behind her and hug her and whisper in her ear.
5. "Fine" is never an appropriate response to how she looks.
6. She expects you to call her.
7. They're are more forgiving of you more than they really should be.
8. Oral sex is a get-out-of-the-doghouse free card.
9. If they're not having sex with you they're either , a.) having a fat day b.) not feeling "connected" to you. c.) blackmailing you to get something they want.
10. Never ever, ever, ever tell them what to do.
11. If they slept over you owe them breakfast.
12. Are unimpressed with someone who doesn't take the lead.
13. They need to be told how you feel about them often.
14. They love surprises. (gifts and such)
15. They want to be recognized as the best that they ever happened to you. And for you to recognize this.
16. If they don't feel loved, they will start looking.
17. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
18. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
19. It's better to break up with them than to cheat.
20. They remember absolutely everything about a relationship.