Comment swap + this is all just about swapping comments. (comment swap)

THIS IS A COMMENT SWAP JOURNAL. I know you're woefully unprepared, seeing as the title of the journal had nothing to do with comment swaps. But once you recover, please proceed to read this journal and do as it says. B*tchez.

Sapiunt.
I want you to go and comment on it. Read the story, it's only one chapter so far, it'll only take a few minutes from your lives. You were probably already wasting your time on the interwebs, why not waste some more time on the sh*t I write.

HERE ARE THE RULES OF MY COMMENT SWAP:
1. You must comment first.
2. Your comment must be a decent length.
****Right sort of comment: Wow, you're like. So good at writing. Seriously. Your work is beautiful. It speaks to my soul. And you know what it's saying? "Love me." And I do love you now. I think we should move in together.
*****Wrong sort of comment: Cute.
(So basically if it's only gonna be a sentence long, make it a good sentence.)
3. No incest or rape stories. They make my insides sad.
4. Follow my rules.

K. GET TO IT KIDS. TELL ME YOUR STORIES. I WILL READ THEM ONCE YOU'VE READ MINE. BYE. I LOVE YOU.