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I don't have any children, so I lied.
THIS IS A STORY READ IT YES

Good lord, I am tired as f*ck. It feels like I've been awake for a hundred and seventy-nine years. When really I've only been up for like... sixteen hours. Or something. I dunno, math isn't my strong point.

Also, me and my friends were playing truth or dare but not in the fun way, but in the depressing way because we were all forced to accept the fact that we're forever alone. So that was nice. By nice I mean sh*tty. But I'm sure after years of therapy, we'll be fine.

I've been on tumblr so much that I feel like someone's going to comment on this journal and be offended by something because people on tumblr are offended by everything.

BYE FOREVER. READ MY STORY PLEASE.