Quotable Quotes

Okay…these aren’t exactly events that transpired in a day of my life, but actually messages that had been passed to me via text and in a way touched me or at least made me think. Kill me for posting them in a journal, but here they are anyway. I hope it’ll touch or at least leave you pondering or roffling:

(Uhm…some have been translated to English for public viewing)

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I always appreciate…

Those people who stay…

After seeing the real me…

For I can never be with…

Others who want me because…

It is what they wanted me to be…

Hope you’re still there…

While I continue just being me…

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Smile at insults

Laugh away anger

And your soul will forever be…

At peace

Remember the line on princess diaries?

“No one can ever hurt you,
Without your consent.”

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Couple talking:
Wife: hon, can you fix the light on the porch?
Husband: Hello? Do I look like an electrician?
Wife: Fine. Can you fix our stairs then?
Husband: Hello? Do I look like a carpenter?

Husband left. When he returns, everything was fixed. There was light on the porch and the stairs were fixed.
He asked his wife on who fixed it and she replied:

Wife: A while ago, a man saw me crying and I said: ‘the house needs fixing sooo much.’ So he offered to help, in exchange for either sex—or I’ll bake a cake for him.

Husband: So you baked him a cake?

Wife: Halerrrrr? Do I look like a baker?

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It is not destiny
That determines love.

It is choice…

Our so-called destiny is a lie…

Relationships last long
NOT because they were destined to last long…

But because of the two brave people who made a choice:
To keep it, to fight for it, and to work for it…

Meanwhile, other relationships fail
NOT because they were destined to fail

They failed because
One of the two,
Or BOTH,
Made the choice…

To set each other FREE…

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(a/n sent several days before Graduation)
My MCR Message:
It’s time to carry on…
Don’t get cancer,
Or else join the Black Parade,
Coz our life is the sharpest of lives
And obstacles are full of blood
Be disenchanted
But don’t say I don’t love you

I’m not okay right now,
Coz’ were gonna separate
But there’s nothing we can do
This is how we disappear…

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Hold me while I’m still here

Touch me while I still breathe

Look at me while I’m still awake

I don’t want you to realize my value just after

I’m dead…

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Fake Friends:
Never ask for food
Real Friends:
Are the reason you have no food

Fake Friends:
Bail you outta jail
Real Friends:
Sit next to you sayin’ “We messed up. But
it was fun!”

Fake Friends:
Would knock on your front door
Real Friends:
Walk straight right in and say, “I’m home!”

Fake Friends:
Will talk shit behind your back and spread it
Real Friends:
Beat the crap outta those who talked shit
about you.

Fake Friends:
Will ignore this
Real Friends:
Will send this to their friends…

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Teacher: Juan, read your 500-word essay.

Juan: OK ma’am!

“My Muning (cat), bow.
I have a muning! My muning is lost. So I went to outside and looked for my muning:
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“Muning! (482x)"

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KILLER COMEBACKS
(a/n: ouch…really.)
Boy: may I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks, it’s not that heavy.

B: Say you love me.
G: You love me.

B: Love, I want to dance like this forever…
G: Don’t you wanna improve?

B: I would go to the end of the earth for you!
G: Really? But could you stay there?

B: I love you and I would die for you!
G: How soon?

B: You’re the only woman in my life!
G: Don’t you have a mom?

B: Do you have a boyfriend?
G: None…coz, my husband…

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There are times…
When you think I’ve

forgotten about you…

Neglected you…

Failed to reply back to you…

But I hope…

You remember…

I’m a prince…

And there ain’t to signal in the castle!!!

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Hi, how are you?
I’m sure you’re very happy…
Good for you…

Me?
They just yelled at me at home.

They said: “If you’re that CUTE, you might as well up and leave!”

Is that right?!?

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Thoughts to ponder:

*If worms die, do they get wormed?

*Can you drink softdrinks during coffee break?

*Why are blackboards colour green?

*If poisons expire, can they still kill you?

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The spaces
in your fingers
are made
so that
another person’s
fingers
would fit,
in hope
that you’ll
find the
right
hands
to hold
you
forever!

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Love and Friend r walking in the village…
Love fell into a well…

WHY?

Because Love is blind…

Fren also jumps inside…

WHY?

Coz a friend will do anything for LOVE…

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A heart,

Is like a bottle…

Once broken,
Putting the pieces back again is impossible…

But remember,

A heart may be broken…

There’s still one person who’s ready
To get hurt and bleed just to piece it up again…

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What a feeling when you’re in love!

You’re happy when she’s there…

When you see her, you’re day’s complete…

Especially when she smiles at you…you’re heart leaps…

Haaaay…

I wonder when they’ll break up?!?

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If “Darwin’s theory of evolution” is true…

And we all descended from apes…

Then why…

Do some people…

Look like…

Horses?

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gahd… the days go bye so fast…

it was just yesterday that…

we were messin’…

raving…

chatting…

teasing…

laughing…

crying…

spooking…

geeking out…

damn…I miss them all…

But don’t worry, next time we meet…

Its gonna be GUNNING!!!

I’m sooo excited!!!