Ehem… I thought I’d make another one…
Okay…these aren’t exactly events that transpired in a day of my life, but actually messages that had been passed to me via text and in a way touched me or at least made me think. Kill me for posting them in a journal, but here they are anyway. I hope it’ll touch or at least leave you pondering or roffling:
(Uhm…some have been translated to English for public viewing)
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U may meet
Oder frendz
Better
Dan
Me
Funnier
Dan
Me
Cuter
Dan
Me
Bt 1 thing
I cn say 2 u…
HAHAHA!
Ain’t no such schmuck!
Oh, come on!
Am the only one!!!
***
In their honeymoon, the wife discovers that her husband has one artificial foot. After the honeymoon, she strikes a conversation with her mom.
Wife: Mom, Bob has only one foot!
Mom: Oh, that’s okay, sweetie! Your dad only has five inches!
***
Love Charm:
1. Say The Name of Your Love 400x.
2. Say I Love You 4000x
3. Make a Wish 40x
4. Then Send to 400,000 people.
If you follow this…
Something…
Is wrong with you!!!
***
Life
Can never
Be free from pain
But GOD
Will always
Give you the
Means
To endure
And survive
In the rush
Of events,
You will see
That HE’s
Holding
Your hand
At every
Moment!!!
***
I love you so much…
I hope you know that…
Please, always be careful…
Come and visit me sometime…
With love,
-Jesus Christ
***
In the day of my wedding,
All my special friends are invited!
They all have special seats in the chapel.
And of course, you’re invited too!
Do you know where you’ll be?
…
Right in front of the altar…
Beside me…
(a/n: this really scared me…coz she sounded serious…lol…)
***
Did You Know…
That a mosquito has 46 teeth?
That Anne Boleyn had 3 breasts?
That an octopus has three hearts?
A snail only mates once in its life?
And that Napoleon and Hitler only had one testicle each?
Uh what?
***
For every person
Who doesn’t like me
There are twice as many
WHO DOES
So why should I care
About those people who don’t?
I could never please everybody anyway
If I’m true to myself
And that still isn’t enough for them,
Then what’s left for me to do?
NOTHING.
Just hope that someday,
They’ll learn to see me
In a different light
And embrace me
For who I really am.
***
People judge us
By how deal with them
Some won’t appreciate
What you say or do
But as long as you
Speak honestly
From the heart
You’ll be fine.
We live once
So don’t clutter your life
With LIES
And DELUSIONS
This is not a perfect world
This is not a perfect life
But life loves the person
Who dares to live it
By being real.
There’s no place for those who
FAKE IT
Because life was not meant
To be MASKED!
Live for real and
You’ll have no regrets.
***
God puts certain persons in our lives
For a reason
And whatever God had in mind for bringing you into mine…
I don’t really mind
I’m just thankful he did!
***
“Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
Had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today”
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us.
Hope this thought carries you through the year and beyond!
***
Ei!
Am about to sleep!
Your in my thoughts again…
Every night… I think of you…
Dreaming of you…
That’s why I say to myself…
HMPH!!!
That’s okay!
Ain’t no such things as monsters anyway!
***
We are like teabags
Whose true strength comes out
When they’re put in hot water
So when problems beset you
Just think
You must be God’s fave cup of tea!
***
(a/n: here are some cool g’night thoughts.)
Try looking out your window,
Can you see the bloody old woman, with that rope around her neck and eyes burning with hate, and smiling greedily at you?
No?
Well, if you can’t see her,
Try looking under your bed.
***
Going to sleep?
Before you do,
Try to lower that lady hanging on your ceiling,
Her eyes are already black from exhaustion…
That kid on the foot of your bed, biting at your thigh…
Kiss him good night already…
Open the window for that old woman with those bat wings,
She’s been there waiting for quite a long time…
And that guy lying beside you,
Try and get his black suit fixed…
Done?
Good night then!
***
Friends are major reasons
Why we continue going on through life
That’s why
A life without friends
Is like a pair of boobs
Without nipples:
POINTLESS.
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