Prayer of the romantically desperate, delusional or merely hopeful:
“Lord,
If it’s really her(him), please
Let everything fall into place.
But if its not her…
Please…
Can’t you just let it be her!!!”
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No one is rich enough
To buy back yesterday…
But if you have the character
To do better things today…
You would be the richest one tomorrow!!!
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A sad story:
A girl went to visit her boyfriend at the hospital.
A long while later, she kissed her bf goodbye.
She stepped in the elevator…
But as soon as she’s inside,
She breaks down in tears.
WHY?
Because as the elevator descended,
The power went out.
And the only thing keeping her boyfriend alive,
Was a machine.
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God writes with a pen that never blots
Speaks with a tongue that never slips
And acts with a hand that never fails
TRUST HIM!
HE KNOWS BEST!
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a/n: This is wicked…
A new pastor moved into town and went out to visit his community.
He came before a closed house,
But it was obvious that there were people inside.
He knocked several times but no one answered.
He took a card and wrote:
“Revelation 3:20”
The next day, he found the same card on the offering plate,
Written below his message was:
“Genesis 3:10”
He opened the Bible to read the passage and he let out a roar of laughter.
Look up those verses and you’re guaranteed for a laugh!
***
One of the reasons
Why people hold on to memories so tight…
Is because…
Memories are the only things that don’t change…
While everything else does…
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The greatest mistakes we make
Are the Risks we DIDN’T TAKE
So if you think something will make you happy
GO FOR IT!
So that you won’t live your life
Asking
WHAT IF?
And telling yourself
IF ONLY.
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Trivia:
Did you know that all numbers
From 1 to 999
Doesn’t have a letter ‘A’?
Until reaching 1000
Ha!
Don’t tell me you’re gonna start spelling all of them out!
***
whenever I watch romantic movies
Witness people kiss
And make up…
Or listen to a love song…
I smile
And feel good.
Cause I know that
Love,
Still works…
If not for me….
At least for others…
***
one time,
I sat in the middle of a room full of people…
Et voila!
the “center of attention” was born!
*
One time,
Someone said
That they had a nice dream of me…
Et voila!
“sweet dreams” were born!!!
(a/n: more on this later!!!)
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When you need someone to be there for you…
And no one is around…
Gaze up at the sky….
O’course, I won’t be up there…
But remember:
We’re just under the same sky,
I could never be too far!
***
Once, I met a crazy man,
And I asked him
Which was greater:
Love
Or
Mind?
He answered me, laughing:
“I lost my MIND because of LOVE…
But
I lost my LOVE when I followed my MIND…”
***
When friends fall in love,
ITS MAGIC
But when friends refuse
To fall for each other
It’s BETTER that magic
It’s called RESPECT
Coz they want to keep each other
FOREVER
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Being a
“third party”
doesn’t always mean
you’re the one to ruin a relationship
But you also helping those people involved
To REALIZE
That they are not meant for each other!!!
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Pay each eye
eel ay pee pee
eye in e and
each eye is tee
owe are why.
How you spell:
Philippine History
***
Young guy with Green, Red and Blue Hair
And an Old Man staring at him:
YG: “watsamater oldie? Never done anything wild?”
OM: “made love to a peacock once, I was just wondering if you were my son!”
***
The saddest quote by the funniest man born in the planet:
“I always like walking in the rain,
So no one could see me crying”
-charlie chaplin-
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Wanna know my wish?
I hope that one day,
When I wake up,
You’ll always be the first one I’d see
Smiling at me
While whispering:
“Senorito, here’s your cup of coffee,
anything else you want me to do before
I wash the laundry?”
***
PUNK
is a style
ROCKER
is an attitude
METAL
is a genre
Be WEIRD, goof out
Be yourself,
Coz as long as you express
Yourself:
YOU ROCK!!!
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