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Stranger: hey asl
You: heyy
You: female 15 usa wbu
Stranger: 17 m usaa
You: state
Stranger: njjj
Stranger: u?
You: ny
Stranger: haha woah weirdd thats closee
You: lol ik whats ur name
Stranger: mikke yours?
You: jordan
Stranger: nicee to meet youu. do you play anysports?
You: volleyball and softball a little
Stranger: cool coool :)
You: yep yep hnu
You: hbu
Stranger: basketball and baseballll
You: sexyy :)
Stranger: haha oh yeahh :) i use to play lacrosse
You: niceee :)
Stranger: yuppp :) im pretty muscular :P
You: even more sexyy :)
Stranger: you bet :) haha
You: lol deff
Stranger: haha are you talll?
You: 5'7" hbu
Stranger: 5'11 :)
You: yessss!!!! okay really just marry me lol
Stranger: haha danngg girll you move fast;)
You: lol well yolo right??? ;) i hate that saying lol
Stranger: nooo its fish!
Stranger: fuck it shit happens :)
You: fuck fish hakunna matta from lion king :D
Stranger: hahaa! true dat!
You: lol deff
Stranger: imma say that now and prolly end up getting people singing it :P
You: lol yea ik im singin it
Stranger: hahaha i figured..! i can read minds.. shh dont let anyone know.. ;)
You: awe damn i just screamed it to the world ;) ooppps
Stranger: cmon girl!
Stranger: that was dick move of you -_-
Stranger: haha ;)
You: hahaha what can i say??? im special :D
Stranger: hahaha :) psht..giving up my secret.. cannot believe you
You: awe im sorry u wanna hug??? :)
Stranger: ummmm kinda :)
You: love me!!!! lol :)
Stranger: hahaha jk i dont want a hug from..........you.
Stranger: haahaha;)
You: oh i see how it is whos being a dick noww???
Stranger: wellll mee bc i have the dick :P hahaha
You: jee thanks lol u wanna hear a fun fact?????
Stranger: sureee haha
You: supposedly the length of ur dick is 3 times the length of ur thumb from tip to last knuckle ;) lol
Stranger: thats not trueee haha
You: lol oh really??? measure it
Stranger: okay i will!
You: okay do it
Stranger: oh it is haha
You: lol well i dont get to know lol
Stranger: my dad walked in right when i was about too measure hahaahhaah
You: lmao that made my life
You: whatd he say
Stranger: he was like.. whatchyaa doinggg....
Stranger: i was like uh........
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: hahahaha :)
You: lmaooooooo keep ur pants on ova there
Stranger: im sorry!
You: hahaha its okayyy
Stranger: haha :) wow.. we get along pretty good.. hahaha
You: lmao ik that seriously made my life
You: thank you for that
Stranger: hahaha my face got red.. :/
You: lol is he still there
Stranger: yea he is fixxing my varsity jacket i told him i had to pee and went to the bathroom lol
You: lmao im seriously dying from laughter over here
Stranger: hahahah :) i wasnt peeing...
Stranger: i was measuring hahaah
You: hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: stoppp im normal :)
You: lol no deff nt
Stranger: thats what my mom tells me :'(
You: hahaha im sure it is honey........ :/........ lol
Stranger: she...she..she says dat im the most handsome guy ever :)
Stranger: WANNA HEAR A JOKE
You: lmao and okay
Stranger: okkk sooo if 3 people having sex is a 3some and 2 people having sex is a 2some... no wonder why they call you handsome! HAHAH :)
You: lol oh i see how it is u wanna hear a joke???
Stranger: yeah!
You: what did sara fall off the swing
Stranger: idkk
You: she had no arms
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: not sara
You: :)
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahha
Stranger: thats a good one
You: yea ik
Stranger: i just told my mom that joke bc she came in my room and she called me an ass haha
You: lol awe no ur not....... i think she meant to say u wont get any ass hunny
Stranger: HAHHA
Stranger: that was mean
Stranger: .
Stranger: :(
Stranger: imma go cry now
You: awe u love meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Stranger: no:( you huwt me :(
You: love me :)
Stranger: MATTER FACT I GET MORE ASS THEN A TOILET SEAT
Stranger: THAN*
You: hahaha ummmm so ppl shit on u????
You: lol
Stranger: hahaahhaah well yannooo
You: awee lol i have a question
Stranger: sure
You: do u have a skype or something??
Stranger: no :/ my webcam is brokenenenenenen
You: awe i wanna keep talking to u after thiss
Stranger: me tooooo i got my phone taken away but i have a texting app on my ipodd
You: okayy u want my # orr???
Stranger: suree :)
You: okay its 518-***-**** :)
Stranger: ill go get my ipod hang on :)
You: lol okay
Stranger: i texted youu lol
You: lol okayy just letting u know im keeping this convo
Stranger: okayy haha :)
You: soooooooooooo
Stranger: i jail broke my ipod today :)
You: i wanna know how to do that
Stranger: its easyy :) go to greenposi0n.com :)
Stranger: i think thats what it iss
You: okayy but technology hates me... :(
Stranger: http://greenpois0n.com
Stranger: haha :)
You: do make fun of me
You: dont
Stranger: oohh do? :)
You: nooooooo
Stranger: hahah :) i will :)
You: bitch..... :)
Stranger: i preferr.. bish :)
Stranger: but bitch will do :)
Stranger: hey ! why are you outta the kitchen? :)
Stranger: hahahahahahaah :)
You: fu i was makin dinner before thou ;) and ik how to make a damn good sandwhich
Stranger: damn girl ;) hahahh
You: damn straight ;)
Stranger: hahaha :) im sexy and iii know itt
You: ur a freak and u show it...... and when u get ur phone back let me know :)
Stranger: woah woah woah :) i know :) and will :)
Stranger: i will*
You: lmao :D
Stranger: haha i keep coughing so my mom thinks i smoke -_- haha
You: lmao u know its bad to youll get fat and creepy and die...... does that help ur addiction cuz we can get u help
Stranger: hahahahaha woah now
Stranger: i do not smoke :)
You: lol okay okay whats ur fave song?
Stranger: the mottoo:)
You: oh wow lol
Stranger: whatt
You: hahaha oh nothinggg
Stranger: tell mee
You: lol its really nothing im just laughing about what happened with ur mom and dad lmao
Stranger: you confuse me :)
Stranger: my ass hurts.. :(
You: im known for that.... and why did u get fucked to many times?????
Stranger: no :( i wish i did :/..shit where did i put my dildo
You: oh god..... lol ask ur mom... or dad.... idk what kinda stuff ur into lol
Stranger: hahahahaaha im only joking :)
You: oh.... uhhh.... haha yea.........me too.......
Stranger: hahaha uh..huh
Stranger: im not suppose to be on omegle and my parents keep walking in -_-
You: y not lol
You: they make things called locks u know
Stranger: hahaha yea okkk im not allowed to lock it
You: lol nice.... ya wanna know something
Stranger: suree
You: its a good thing to have big boobs cuz when u lay down/sit its a nice table for ur phone/ ipod lol ik im specical
Stranger: hahahah woww
You: yea ik its a good resting sopt for things ahahahaha
Stranger: haha like singles;)
You: mm deff,,, but i think thats what thongs r for
Stranger: mmm bothh ;) haha
You: lmao its greatt
Stranger: sometimes i wish i could be a girl lol
You: lol y so u can play with ur self.... cuz lets face it that would be the only pussy youd ever get......
Stranger: ouch haha
You: lmao srry these things just come out
Stranger: they hurt im starting not to like you haha
You: awe u love meeeee
You: :)
Stranger: dont push it ;)
You: :D
You: >.<
Stranger: i need a hair cuttt
You: ;) ooo push what.....
You: how long is ur hair
Stranger: its long right now and i look like a girl :P
You: lol awe and brb
Stranger: mkayyy
You: im back did u miss meeee
Stranger: not one bit ;)
You: u no u did ;)
Stranger: noope;) your mean too me
You: but u loooove ittttt
You: ;)
Stranger: no :(
You: yess :)
Stranger: noo :(
You: yesss :)
Stranger: maybe a litttlee.
You: oh u love it lotss
Stranger: i gotta pee hold up and i will actually piss haha
You: lmao go have fun with ur self
Stranger: backkkk haha
You: that was fastt
Stranger: haha i just peed i dont touch myself haha
You: lol.... and y cant u lock ur door
You: oh and i bet u do
Stranger: because parents have no trust in me haha
Stranger: and i dontt
You: ooohhhh surrreeeeeee
You: ;)
Stranger: haha yupp
You: lol
Stranger: i have a girl do that for me ;)
You: oh u got a gf?!?!?!?!?!? damn boy didn't think u had it in ya :)
Stranger: hahahah :P asshole
Stranger: and i dontt
You: awe poor baby :(
Stranger: hahah i dont need onee anyways fuck girlss
You: gee thanks
Stranger: i didnt say uu haha
Stranger: girls are just bitches
You: imma girll reetard
Stranger: oh sorry ;)
Stranger: i thought you had a dick
You: wtf..... meanie :P
You: and if i was a guy i would prob have a bigger dick:)
You: then u
Stranger: haha you wihs
Stranger: wish
Stranger: only guys with small dicks brag;)
You: ohhh how big is urs thennn
Stranger: i dont brag;)
You: oh not even to me???? cuz if u had a big dick u wouldnt have a problem telling
Stranger: haha ahh you dont need to know your to young
Stranger: ;)
You: im 15 dude im not to young
Stranger: im 17 ;)
You: :( so i like older guys just not to old like 18 19 at 15
You: ;)
Stranger: soooooo you like 17 year olds
You: yeaaaaaaaa
Stranger: haha interesting..oh hey look im 17;)
You: oh hey look at that ;) but i guess u dont like girls younger huh???
Stranger: i dont care about age haha
You: good ;) lol
Stranger: haha :)
You: :)
Stranger: dude im tired haha
You: lol im sorry
You: i kinda am
Stranger: i have schoool tommorow and soccer-_-
You: i have school too how many days left
Stranger: umm idkk we get out june 11th
You: i get out june 12 then i have regents
Stranger: regents?
You: big test we have to take at the end
Stranger: ohhh never heard of it haha
You: haha yea its ny we do crazy shit
Stranger: hahaah i seee
You: yeaaaaa i dont wanna go tomorrow
Stranger: me neither haha i wanna sleep i did so much shit today in the heat-_- i had work i do landscape
You: sexyy ;)
Stranger: haha yea;) i never wear a shirt;)
You: damn sexyyyy ;)
Stranger: you bett;) my abs suck :/ hahah jk but your to young to see them;)
Stranger: you gotta be 16 to see them :(
You: awee but i wanna :( and i touched a guys abs beforeee
You: a sexy guy
Stranger: haha cool?
You: lol i still wanna seee what u look like
Stranger: mm mayybee
You: oh plzzzz
You: :)
Stranger: we'llll seee haha
You: bitchh
Stranger: nope your not seeing haha
You: awe what do i have to doooooo
Stranger: you already ruined it you were mean haha
You: but but
Stranger: no butss
Stranger: youll drool anyway
You: yes i willll
Stranger: hahaha you will
You: i already admit it u still wanna be meann
Stranger: haha well seee
You: dont be that kid
Stranger: i will be ;)
You: :(
Stranger: hey text me imma go get ready for bedd
You: okayyyyy nighty night sleep tight
You: have sweet dreams
Stranger: well textt me!
You: give me a second woman
Stranger: woah haha
You: lol
Stranger: nightt
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