What

I'm always surprised when one of my friends actually has a crush on me. I never see it coming. I'm really not a catch or anything.

Low self-esteem aside, I really don't understand how this happened this time. My friend, who I've never even called a friend, likes me. I can barely stand her.

But she doesn't give up and now she's guilt-tripping me.

It would have been easier to be a hermit.