text convo with a guy I like

I have so many fails with guys I like so I thought I might share my most resent fail with you...
I was talking to a guy I really like were talking about super heroes and he said he was one called the Bunnynator

him- I can shape shift into a bunny and when i do i have super strength, speed, hyper beams, when I'm human I have super jump!
me-seems legit! lol
him-Yes ma'am
me- who is your arch enemy?
him- at the moment I've defeated all of them so I'm in the clear right now
me- Good, cuz do you want to hear a secret?...I don't like super heroes :p
him- Oh you don't, why so?
me- I can't explain with out using the word...
him- What word?
me-The one I won't be saying for 45 more mins
him- Oh...your not a super villain...are you?.. Gulp
me-no! although they are much cooler that heroes
him- alright here is the deal, I'll be a super villain for a week and decide from there which I want to be
me-If you try to be a villain could you ever be a trusted hero again?and an ex hero doesn't sound as hot as a guy who was always a villain
him-True I guess...your right!!
me-of course I am! I'm a girl, and girls are always right, even when we are wrong, we are still right! ;)
him-Oh ok!!!! I gotcha :)
me-Dude..if u understand that, then I have no clue how you are still single...
him-Ha, me neither..
me- I'm sure you will find a girl soon! :)
him- I might have found one already
me- O yeah! I forgot you told me about that earlier! So what is she like?
him- She is really really nice, sweet hearted, beautiful, kind, loving, she is herself which is awesome!! To top it off she is a christian..the only thing is she lives far away
me-She seems really cool! but the distance must suck!
him- Yea it does...but at least I get to text her often! :)
me- well thats good!
him- Yes it is!
me- By the way you describe her it seems like she is 100% perfect
him- she is in my eyes:)
me= I think that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard a guy say about a girl!
him-Ha:)
me- btw UNICORN!!! sorry but it's been 45 mins
him-Congratz you did it!
me- Yeah i thought I would die with out saying unicorns
him-But you didn't:) you know who I'm talking about don''t you?
me-nope should I?
him- You...

We kept talking for awhile and decided to stay friends because we live too far apart and there is a 3 year age difference.. :(