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I FEEL LIKE I'VE CROSSED A LINE WITH THE CANNIBALISM THING IN MY NEW FIC

I APOLOGISE FOR BEING SO WEIRD

BUT SERIOUSLY

ARE YOU GUYS OKAY WITH THIS

IT'S BASED ON AN OLD SCOTTISH TALE THAT'S SUPPOSEDLY FACT

that's all I wanted to say okay so I need more words

allow me to ramble

I'm watching pirates of the caribbean and aw it's always awesome to watch. Yeah.

I was in a guitar shop earlier and they had a Syn gates custom in and I was allowed to play it for a while i was literally crying and shaking and omfg my dad said he was going to save up so that he could buy me it some day -shrieks-

And there was this guy who had Sean's blonde and pink hair, and he was wearing a Lostprophets shirt and skinny jeans and he was watching me play guitar and I was like sdfghdshakgfhasgfahj MARRY ME PLS but yes it was quite awkward and then I finished playing guitar and looked up and he was still there and he smiled and walked off and then my dad was being annoying and making faces at me and shut up Twiggy you have a girlfriend stop being so gay and checking out emo boys. Ok.

Cough. My girlfriend checks people out too okay we were in town and she was staring at this girl's tits and it was so funny and you don't care about any of this I know but I NEED WORDS. WORDS. WORDS. WORDS. If you say something a lot it starts to sound funny. WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS haha. W o r d s.

Yeah that's probably enough but

ONCE AGAIN SORRY ABOUT THE WEIRD FANFIC OKAY DON'T JUDGE ME

I love you all, DONT LEAVE ME ;-;