Guys. GUYS. | Taco Bell + Invincible swap + commercials + Nickelodeon

If I’m not on tomorrow it’s because I just ate three Dorito Locos Tacos, cheesy nachos, cheesy tots, and a baja blast.

So I may possibly die.

Of kidney failure or happiness.

Or both. Whatever.

But D*MN, was it worth it. Only in North Carolina could I go out with my brother at 1AM to get Taco Bell and have no one nag the pants off of me. It's really quite wonderful.

IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE I WAKE, I PRAY TO TURDUCKEN MY DORITO TACOS TO TAKE.

Okay so let's talk about Invincible, you guys. I WILL COMMENT SWAP WITH ANYONE AS LONG AS IT IS LESS THAN TEN CHAPTERS. I really need more comments on Invincible but for some reason, on the Comment Swap feature, I'm not getting as many comments on my story as I'm giving out, so. COMMENTS WOULD BE REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATED.

So now, let's talk about THE STUPIDEST COMMERCIAL THAT EXISTS AT THE MOMENT THAT IRRITATES ME TO NO END:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch=41Vx8AlLQOQ[/youtube]

THERE IS NO WAY ON THIS PLANET THAT YOU CAN BE THAT F*CKING STUPID.

THE TOSTINO'S ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.

NOT EVEN THAT BUT AFTER YOU TOOK THE PIZZA ROLLS, YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE IN THE FREEZER.

HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE THAT STUPID I DON'T EVEN.

YOU AND YOUR STUPIDITY IRRITATE ME I JUST.

I CAN'T. I JUST CAN'T. THIS COMMERCIAL FRUSTRATES ME TO NO END. EVERY TIME I SEE IT I JUST WANT THEM TO CHOKE ON A PIZZA ROLL.

LET NATURAL SELECTION DO IT'S WORK.

OH MY GOD.

Sorry guys but I really just cannot handle that commercial, omfg.

I'm watching 90's Nick and can I just say I think Nickelodeon is the reason bullying is a problem.

Angelica bullies the babies. NOTHING HAPPENS.
Roger bullies Doug. NOTHING HAPPENS.
Sam bullies Freddie. NOTHING HAPPENS.
Helga bullies the entire fourth grade. NOTHING HAPPENS.
Lumar on Ned's Declassified bullies everyone. NOTHING HAPPENS.

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS TO THESE BRATS. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS WHY BULLYING AN ISSUE IS WEAR.

Okay. I guess that's all, you guys. My insulin hasn't kicked in so I'm on a bit of a sugar-high. Muahaha.

GO SWAPSIES ON INVINCIBLE.